The One Line Review: Blackhat

blackhat review

One line review of the cybersecurity “thriller” starring Chris Hemsworth.

In what can only be described as the slowest two hours and fifteen minutes of my life, my affinity for Chris Hemsworth as an actor could not overcome a bad story with dreadfully incoherent elements that left me counting down the minutes until the credits played.

Andy G for short, is a digital media designer for a local college, previously for some radio stations. If you’re wondering what a digital media designer is, he helps make the internet look pretty. When not at work, he is either at the gym or involved in generally nerdy activities.