In the “You Didn’t Ask For It But You Got It Anyway” Department

Remember when you were a kid and you dressed up like John Rambo? You would pull your bandana tight around your head, pull off your shirt, and pretend you were killing the bad guys? Yeah, I don’t either.

    The folks at Reef Entertainment hope you do remember those days. Why? They have unleashed the game no one asked for–Rambo: The Video Game.

So, why now? The last Rambo movie, which is not included in the video game, came out in 2008 and the original waaaay back in 1982. I’m not good at math, but even I know that was decades ago. I smell a licensing agreement about to expire.

The game may not be a complete loss. You get to play through all three Rambo movies. However, you get to play through all three digitalized Rambo movies in a glorious pixilated mess.

Maybe you’ll feel the shock and awe of the game and ask yourself, “Sir, do we get to win this time?”

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